Pizza Beer and I.A.M_ ?

Aug 2, 2009 Uncategorized
Posted by isaac

Oh cleveland how we love your charm! I.A.M_  spent last evening on west sixth street downtown Cleveland OH… And yes that is the street mentioned in the ever so popular Cleveland promotional song (if you don’t know what song i am talking about look it up on you tube!) Mike and I got into town around seven and ready to rock out my B-day bash OH style and we caught one hell of a ride. And as for most great adventures we gained some nuggets of knowledge that i am going to pass on to you all!!!!

First- I.A.M_ and Pizzerias Do Not Mix! Sad to say but this fiery rhythm driven band of two semi-psychotic but irresistibly charming misfits met up fist to fist against gourmet pizza eating wine and  beer sipping (not slamming but light easy sips) well dressed up scale top shelf  valet my mid-life crisis Clevelanders.  Oh yes it went down and i mean went down H.A.R.D!  Wearing 412 on our sleeves we of course  handled business and when the smoke cleared I.A.M_ was left standing. Blitzburgh Sixburgh I.A.M_da-shizzleburgh call it what you want. You know when it comes down to it, everyone knows Pittsburgh owns Cleveland!!!

Second-Do Not Wear Plain white Tee-shirts! This color offends the good people of Cleveland.  After being turned away ever so graciously by numerous bouncers we found out that in Cleveland world white shirts = trouble and i am not talking Saturday night East Carson St. pee on a stranger’s car trouble… We are talking hot gangs wearing expensive rangs got two hot bodies tryin’ to get on top of me… pimpin’ n’ sippin’ make it rain… got a hand on my pistol waiting for the ring of the bell straight bringin’ hell washing down the walls with bullets, stars, fast women and detailed cars.

Third-Sleep When You Can!-  I.A.M_ was rocked to sleep by Posh Army. Thanks again Posh Army  it’s always great to meet up with friendly bands along the way..thanks for letting us crash out on your floor and keeping us up and drinking some hour that i don’t even care to remember. And to the rest of you Cleveland thanks for letting us see the ever so famous west sixth street in all it’s glory… the street run by business casual suits and sexy little numbers rocking hips and lips and sexy tricks!